crocked (
http://definr.com/crocked)
adj : slang for `drunk' [syn:
besotted,
blind drunk,
blotto,
fuddled,
loaded,
pie-eyed,
pissed,
pixilated,
plastered,
potty,
slopped,
sloshed,
smashed,
soaked,
soused,
sozzled,
squiffy,
stiff,
tiddly,
tiddley,
tight,
tipsy,
wet]